The Redemption House this season is pretty sweet. It’s big, it has nice wine glasses that you can drink bright green drinks out of. And it has a surveillance room.
I hate this two-part reunion/finale format. I watched the season. I don’t need any recap stuff. Every argument is a dumb quibble. Every answer is the cast member asserting themselves in their prime “character” form… like Cara Maria whining that it’s hard, Nicole Z. being the shadiest ex-girlfriend in existence, Marie being sassy and Bananas being an egotistic blowhard.
It’s time to see which rookie goes into the first female elimination against Melissa and her cut foot.
Skinny dipping: it’s sexy and it yields nudity points.
Hey! We finally learn who has beef with Brad!